I hate how long you take to cook,
I hate when you leave behind gook.
I hate the way you make my stomach feel,
I hate that you're not a full meal.
I hate the grease I have to clean,
Burning me is very mean.
I hate how easy you are to eat,
A whole package is such a small feat.
I hate that my teeth feel gross,
But I must give you kudos.
Because every time I recall,
I hate how I could never hate you at all.
