Pro's and Con's of Fictional Companions

Pro's:

~Always there for you when you want them, aka never too busy to hang out with you.

~Very predictable, no surprise characteristics that make you hate them.

~Often the coolest people ever, always saying the right thing, and mostly hilarious (at least the ones I hang out with).

~Can stop hanging out with them at anytime without worrying about hurting their feelings.

~Never have to worry about uncomfortable chit-chat, and if it does come up you can just skip it.

~If with an especially attractive one you can stare at them without being creepy.

~Never have to get "dressed up" to chill with them.

~Mostly very attractive.

Con's:

~Not real.

I honestly don't know which column wins...