Cause of Death

So, as previously mentioned I am in a Death and Loss class this summer and one of our assignments this week was to write our own obituary. At first I thought it was a lame thing to do but then I started brain-storming with my rommates and we came up with something that I think is a great way to go:

Elspeth Anderson choked to death last night on the dance floor, aka her living room. Elspeth was eating an otter pop and having a dance party with her roommates and the plastic caught in her throat and cut off her airways. She will be mourned by her family and friends.

Isn't that excellent?! Who wouldn't want to die in the middle of a dance party? And I think the otter pops add character... and anyone who knows me knows that it is most likely that I will die choking, I have a problem.

I also had to write a will and decide where all my things would go, I thought I really had nothing that anyone would want except my couch (which I would give to my brother Jacob). But then I realized that I had my gnomes to find a home for. I decided that those would go to Bethany (because I think you would appreciate them the most). And I would also let Emma have first pick of my movies (because we share that passion). Those are about all I have to give away.

So, here's the question for the readers: how would you like to die? Or, what do you think is the most likely way that you will die?