Taste of Tucson

Don't worry, I'm not gunna feed you dirt or beans. This is more of a mental taste of the fun times I've had this summer:

Zac: "Wait, what? the No-tell Motel? That's where you go for speed humps?"

Brandon: "I'm always down for being in the bathroom naked, but never with my pants on. Someone else's pants: occasionally."

JK: "I'm okay with most things but sucking on my plate is not one of them."

Alex: "I don't make it hot, I make it cozy."

Caden: "Make sure you wash that slut off."

Jarom: "Porn shops go where they need to go to get business."

Jenny: "I think it's the smut couch over there."

Luca: "Please tell Brandon I don't do guys."

Sasha: "Riding a horse? I don't get it, then you'd just get there faster."

Jon: "I win, I stayed on the chair all night."

The Bat Cave: "One and done."

Zac: "Thanks for letting me lick your finger."

Tow Truck Driver Charlie: "I've seen all these people spraying down the dirt in their yards, they must just be trying to clean the dirt."

Oh Tucson, I think I love you even more now!